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130 Cat Puns

We all need a good laugh sometimes. If you like cats, chances are you love cat puns. We've thought of absolutely every cat pun out there, so without further ado, here are 100+ cat puns for your enjoyment:

The Cat's Meow of cat puns

  • How do you like me meow?
  • Now wait a meowment …
  • Meow are you doing?
  • Meow you’re talking!
  • Here and meow …
  • Press paws and live in the meow.  
  • Any minute meow …
  • You’re my best fur-end.
  • It’s meow or never. 
  • Stop stressing meowt!
  • Enjoy every meowment.
Meow you doin’?

Some Cat Pun Pick Up Lines!

  • Whisker me away.
  • You’re the cat’s pawjamas
  • I’m litter-ly in love with you.
  • I think we should get meow-rried someday.
  • I’m so fur-tunate.
  • You’ve got purr-sonality.
  • You’re so purr-suasive.
  • Wait a meow-ment.
  • You’re purrfect just the way you are
  • You’re paw-sitively blushing.
  • I would love to kiss you, you have a beautiful mouse.
  • I’ll have a meow-tini.
  • Girl, you’re looking fe-line!
  • You look fur-miliar.
  • You’re so purr-ty.
  • Meow you doin’?
Best furiends furever 

Cat Puns For Every Occasion

  • Paw-don me, but are you fur real?!
  • Looking good, feline good
  • Live long and pawsper
  •  I’ve got felines for you 
  • Best furiends furever 
  • I’m a total cat purrson
  • With the right catitude, anything is pawsible
  • So fur, so good
  • You’re how old?! You’ve got to be kitten me. 
  • Meow is the time to party!
  • Happy birthday to one cool cat. 
  • Another birthday?! Not pawsible!
  • Happy birthday to mew!
  • Turn up the mewsic and let’s get this pawty started!
  • Celebrating mew right meow!
  • Happy purrrthday! 
Meowtini (martini; shaken, not purred, of course)

Cat Puns For Foodies

  • Avocatto (avocado)
  • Baked purrtato (baked potato)
  • Biscatti (biscotti) 
  • Cappurrcino (cappuccino) 
  • Catpuccino (cappuccino)
  • Focattia (focaccia) 
  • What's a cat's favorite food? pawsta
  • Hampurrger (hamburger)
  • Marsh-meow-low (marshmallow)
  • Meowtini (martini; shaken, not purred, of course)
  • Pawpcorn (popcorn)
  • What's a cat's favorite Indian food dish? Nyan bread
  • Purrito (burrito)
  • What's a cat's favorite breakfast food? mice crispies
  • Purrseco (prosecco)
  • Tempurra (tempura) 
  • Water-meow-on (watermelon)
I’m just kitten around. 

Party Time For Cats

  • Meow-zel tov! 
  • Will you meowy me?
  • I love you, meow and forever.
  • Have a paw-some birthday! 
  • Have a pawsitively purrfect birthday!
  • Have a cat-tastic birthday! 
  • You’ve got to be kitten me right meow. 
  • I’m just kitten around. 
  • I can tell you have a secret – it’s kitten all over your face! 
  • It was meant to be – it was kitten in the stars.
  • As good as mew.
  • All kitten aside, cat puns are the best puns. 
Orange cat licking lips
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Cat Celebrities

  • Meowly Cyrus
  • Catniss
  • Catpernicus 
  • Catzilla
  • Amewlia Earhart
  • Cindy Clawford
  • Catalie Portman
  • Cleocatra
  • Harry Pawter
  • Luke Skywalkpurr
  • Kitty Purry
  • Genghis Kat
  • Leonardo DiCatrio
  • Meowly Cyrus
  • Will Furrell
  • Notorious C.A.T.
  • Paw McCartney 
  • Santa Claws
  • Sir Isaac Mewton
  • Jimmy Feline
  • William Shakespaw
What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies

Knock Knock Jokes For Cats

  • What is every kitten’s favorite movie? The Little Purrmaid.
  • What’s a cat’s favorite sports car? A Furrari
  • What word do millennial cats overuse? Litter-ally
  • What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies
  • Why did the cats ask for a piano? They wanted to make mewsic
  • What is every cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby
  • What is a cat’s favorite historical site? The Egyptian purramids
  • What do you call a cat teacher? A purrfessor
  • How did the lazy kittens do on their school project? The bare mewnimum.
  • What do cats like to draw? Self pawtraits
  • Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
  • What’s the best medicine for cat allergies? An anti-hisstamine
  • Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer cat-alogues
  • What’s the worst kind of cat? A cat-astrophe
  • What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order
  • What color do cats love the most? Purrple
  • Which day of the week do cats love the most? Caturday
  • What did the cat say after making a joke? “Just kitten!”
Paw-don me.

Even More Cat Puns

  • Can we press paws on this relationship?
  • You’re in-fur-rior to me.
  • That’s hiss-terical.
  • I’m feline good.
  • Cut the cattitude.
  • Paw-don my language
  • You’re hilari-mouse!
  • That’s just claw-ful.
  • You’re a fur-midable opponent.
  • That’s a bit radi-claw.
  • Paw-don me.
  • That was a cat–astrophe.
  • Don’t be a sourpuss.
  • You’ve got to be kitten me.
  • I’m feline sad.
  • I’ve got my thinking cat on.
  • You’re freaking meow-t.
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