We all need a good laugh sometimes. If you like cats, chances are you love cat puns. We've thought of absolutely every cat pun out there, so without further ado, here are 100+ cat puns for your enjoyment:
The Cat's Meow of cat puns
- How do you like me meow?
- Now wait a meowment …
- Meow are you doing?
- Meow you’re talking!
- Here and meow …
- Press paws and live in the meow.
- Any minute meow …
- You’re my best fur-end.
- It’s meow or never.
- Stop stressing meowt!
- Enjoy every meowment.
Some Cat Pun Pick Up Lines!
- Whisker me away.
- You’re the cat’s pawjamas
- I’m litter-ly in love with you.
- I think we should get meow-rried someday.
- I’m so fur-tunate.
- You’ve got purr-sonality.
- You’re so purr-suasive.
- Wait a meow-ment.
- You’re purrfect just the way you are
- You’re paw-sitively blushing.
- I would love to kiss you, you have a beautiful mouse.
- I’ll have a meow-tini.
- Girl, you’re looking fe-line!
- You look fur-miliar.
- You’re so purr-ty.
- Meow you doin’?
Cat Puns For Every Occasion
- Paw-don me, but are you fur real?!
- Looking good, feline good
- Live long and pawsper
- I’ve got felines for you
- Best furiends furever
- I’m a total cat purrson
- With the right catitude, anything is pawsible
- So fur, so good
- You’re how old?! You’ve got to be kitten me.
- Meow is the time to party!
- Happy birthday to one cool cat.
- Another birthday?! Not pawsible!
- Happy birthday to mew!
- Turn up the mewsic and let’s get this pawty started!
- Celebrating mew right meow!
- Happy purrrthday!
Cat Puns For Foodies
- Avocatto (avocado)
- Baked purrtato (baked potato)
- Biscatti (biscotti)
- Cappurrcino (cappuccino)
- Catpuccino (cappuccino)
- Focattia (focaccia)
- What's a cat's favorite food? pawsta
- Hampurrger (hamburger)
- Marsh-meow-low (marshmallow)
- Meowtini (martini; shaken, not purred, of course)
- Pawpcorn (popcorn)
- What's a cat's favorite Indian food dish? Nyan bread
- Purrito (burrito)
- What's a cat's favorite breakfast food? mice crispies
- Purrseco (prosecco)
- Tempurra (tempura)
- Water-meow-on (watermelon)
Party Time For Cats
- Meow-zel tov!
- Will you meowy me?
- I love you, meow and forever.
- Have a paw-some birthday!
- Have a pawsitively purrfect birthday!
- Have a cat-tastic birthday!
- You’ve got to be kitten me right meow.
- I’m just kitten around.
- I can tell you have a secret – it’s kitten all over your face!
- It was meant to be – it was kitten in the stars.
- As good as mew.
- All kitten aside, cat puns are the best puns.
Cat Celebrities
- Meowly Cyrus
- Catniss
- Catpernicus
- Catzilla
- Amewlia Earhart
- Cindy Clawford
- Catalie Portman
- Cleocatra
- Harry Pawter
- Luke Skywalkpurr
- Kitty Purry
- Genghis Kat
- Leonardo DiCatrio
- Meowly Cyrus
- Will Furrell
- Notorious C.A.T.
- Paw McCartney
- Santa Claws
- Sir Isaac Mewton
- Jimmy Feline
- William Shakespaw
Knock Knock Jokes For Cats
- What is every kitten’s favorite movie? The Little Purrmaid.
- What’s a cat’s favorite sports car? A Furrari
- What word do millennial cats overuse? Litter-ally
- What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies
- Why did the cats ask for a piano? They wanted to make mewsic
- What is every cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby
- What is a cat’s favorite historical site? The Egyptian purramids
- What do you call a cat teacher? A purrfessor
- How did the lazy kittens do on their school project? The bare mewnimum.
- What do cats like to draw? Self pawtraits
- Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
- What’s the best medicine for cat allergies? An anti-hisstamine
- Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer cat-alogues
- What’s the worst kind of cat? A cat-astrophe
- What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order
- What color do cats love the most? Purrple
- Which day of the week do cats love the most? Caturday
- What did the cat say after making a joke? “Just kitten!”
Even More Cat Puns
- Can we press paws on this relationship?
- You’re in-fur-rior to me.
- That’s hiss-terical.
- I’m feline good.
- Cut the cattitude.
- Paw-don my language
- You’re hilari-mouse!
- That’s just claw-ful.
- You’re a fur-midable opponent.
- That’s a bit radi-claw.
- Paw-don me.
- That was a cat–astrophe.
- Don’t be a sourpuss.
- You’ve got to be kitten me.
- I’m feline sad.
- I’ve got my thinking cat on.
- You’re freaking meow-t.
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